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Date: Fri, 24 Mar 95 07:40 CST

From: melvin@mcs.com (Melvin Magazine)

To: geek_mail@melvin.com

Subject: GeekMail

Praise the Lord we now have Melvin!!!  I have seen God in

these pages and He is smiling!!!  When the Lord our Redeemer

comes to save us, he's going to take Melvin readers above

all others!!!  Thank you, thank you, thank you for saving so

many souls!!!

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Date: Thu, 6 Apr 95 01:49 CDT

From: melvin@mcs.com (Melvin Magazine)

To: geek_mail@melvin.com

Subject: GeekMail

I know it's "published exclusivly for World Wide Web" but

I would love to see this published in a hardcopy magazine.

I certainly would pay for a subscription...

 Just consider it...

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Date: Tue, 28 Mar 95 16:59 CST

From: melvin@mcs.com (Melvin Magazine)

To: geek_mail@melvin.com

Subject: GeekMail

WHILST BIDING MY FLATULENT WAY ACROSS THE NET, I DID STUMBLE 

ACROSS THIS HUMBLE RETREAT.  AFTER VENTING MY BOWELS OF EXCESS

BACTERIAL METABOLIC PRODUCTS, I QUICKLY REGAINED MY SENSES.

FRAGRANTLY YOURS, 

HERNDON THE TESTICULAR

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