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Honchos Rancheros:

Scat Back Doo Wah Ditty........................Matt Nolker


Hey Baby Yabba Dabba Doo.......................Chris Klanac


Be Bop Little Bo Peep Dop Doh..................Matt Scholz, 
                                               Steve Weintz 
 

Yeah, Yeah, Nuts 'n' Honey, Yeah!..............Ron Menelli,
                                               Sheri Steffes


Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers Bop Debby Bop........Jo Sampolesi, 
                                               Eric Sizemore


She Sell Sea Shells Skiddly Sop Soo............John Magruder, 
                                               Norb Scully


Fee Fi Fo Fum, Sha-Na-Na.......................Steve Aldrich,
                                               Andrew Black 
                                               Brian Bruxvoort, 
                                               Tom Cornell,
                                               Anton Crane,
                                               Nick Hall,
                                               Emma Johnson,
                                               Dave Krugler,
                                               Sasha Martens,
                                               Aaron Miller,
                                               Allison Miller,
                                               Paul Primrose,
                                               Joel Ward