students, playwrights, and other limp-wristed foes of freedom.
Television is not communism's first foray into the realm of mass entertainment. Originally a popular series of novels and magazine excerpts, Communism flirted with the goal of political domination for most of this century. In its latest incarnation, Communism will educate the worker class while entertaining them with lplots rife with voluptuous bikini-clad models and hip ghetto slang. "Truly, Communism is the kick' dope boohyah of the proletariat posse," Karl "King Kobra" Marx stated. "Word up!"
Nevertheless, ABC and Allen are confident of a ratings triumph, pointing out that the forces of Communism have never enjoyed a truly succesful pilot episode anywhere in the world. "As a screenplay, Communism makes for an enticing concept," Allen noted. "But then again, so did 'Models,Inc.'"
