Reader Poll

Washington pundits suggest that a more "presidential" image and a public re-dedication to middle of the road politics are key to Clinton winning in '96. We asked over 526 respondents a series of questions in an attempt to gauge Clinton's real chances.

Percentage of Reader Poll respondents that believe in the existence of UFOs:

44%

Percentage of respondents that believe in the existence Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster:

30%

Percentage of respondents that believe in reincarnation:

24%

Percentage of respondents that believe in the healing power of crystals:

14%

Percentage of respondents that believe in astrology:

12%

Percentage of respondents that believe Clinton can win the next Presidential election:

Percentage of respondents that believe Clinton can win who also admit to taking controlled substances:

100%

Each issue, one randomly selected Reader Poll participant will receive a free Melvin t-shirt and a sack full of gratitude. Sorry, this reader poll is over.