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Honchos Rancheros:

Blondie Brings Up Baby.........................Matt Nolker


Blondie Meets The Boss.........................Chris Klanac


Blondie Takes A Vacation.......................Matt Scholz, 
                                               Steve Weintz 
 

Blondie Has Servant Trouble....................Ron Menelli,                                                                    
                                               Sheri Steffes


Blondie Goes Latin.............................Jo Sampolesi, 
                                               Eric Sizemore


Blondie On A Budget............................John Magruder, 
                                               Norb Scully


Blondie's Blessed Event........................Steve Aldrich,
                                               Andrew Black 
                                               Brian Bruxvoort, 
                                               Tom Cornell,
                                               Anton Crane,
                                               Emma Johnson
                                               Dave Krugler,
                                               Sasha Martens,
                                               Aaron Miller,
                                               Allison Miller,
                                               Paul Primrose,
                                               Dina Schenk