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1) Wild-eyed Vietnam vet and stable homocide cop overcome differences to bust drug ring, beat the snot out of Gary Busey, and form a close, everlasting friendship:

2) World-weary cop and smart-talking ex-con overcome differences to recover stolen cash from the back of a porsche, terrorize a redneck bar, and form a close, everlasting friendship:

3) White-boy ringer and playground legend overcome differences to dunk basketballs, help Rosie Perez win Jeopardy!, and form an close, everlasting friendship:

4) Gung-ho youngster and wily veteren Jeff Daniels have few differences but still manage to defuse bombs, board moving buses and form a close friendship that lasts until Daniels explodes:

Couch Potato:

5) Down-on-his-luck PI and pill-popping football star overcome differences to save professional football, toss bad guys into helicopter rotors and form a close, everlasting friendship:

6) Curly-haired editor and jive-talking car thief overcome differences to sneak aboard trains, solve a professor's murder and form a close, everlasting friendship:

7) Big-city teen and small-town hayseed overcome differences to engage in exciting male dancing, resist the tyranny of the Protestant church, and form a close, everlasting friendship:

8) Rookie fireman and his firehouse-legend older brother overcome differences to save lives, thwart a serial arsonist and make the audience cry during the melancholy funeral scene:

Paparazzi:

9) Ultra-macho supercop and Rocky Balboa overcome differences to escape wrongful imprisonment, bore audiences to tears and form a close, everlasting friendship:

10) Rich-kid rookie and stogie-chewing veteran cop overcome differences to collect bruises, get raped by Sonja Braga and form a close, everlasting friendship:

11) Chicago bachelor and his loutish, overbearing co-worker overcome differences to play softball, nail Demi Moore and form a close, everlasting friendship:

12) Everyday Chicago cop and his Russian counterpart overcome differences to bust evil drug dealers, compare pistols and form a close, everlasting friendship:

Celebrity Stalker:

13) Escaped convicts Tony Curtis and Sidney Poitier overcome differences to elude police, break their shackles and form a close, everlasting friendship:

14) Agent Cooper and L.A. cop overcome differences to chase Ferraris, destroy a hideous alien parasite and form a close, otherworldly friendship:

15) Hot-shot Secret Service agent and sleazy Treasury man overcome differences to bungee jump from bridges, bust a psychotic counterfeiter and die, die, die:

16) Bounty-hunter Robert DeNiro and bail-jumper Charles Grodin overcome differences to flee the mob, divide tons of embezzled loot and form a close, everlasting friendship: