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Honchos Rancheros:

Mastodon Lion ThunderZord Power................Matt Nolker


Pterodactyl Firebird ThunderZord Power.........Chris Klanac


Unicorn ThunderZord Power......................Matt Scholz, 
                                               Steve Weintz 
 

Sabertooth Tiger Griffin ThunderZord Power.....Ron Menelli,                                                                    
                                               Sheri Steffes


Tyrannosaurus Red Dragon ThunderZord Power.....Jo Sampolesi, 
                                               Eric Sizemore


Power Axe......................................John Magruder, 
                                               Norb Scully


Power Daggers..................................Steve Aldrich,
                                               Brian Bruxvoort, 
                                               Tom Cornell,
                                               Anton Crane,
                                               Emma Johnson
                                               Dave Krugler,
                                               Sasha Martens,
                                               Aaron Miller,
                                               Allison Miller,
                                               Paul Primrose,
                                               Dina Schenk