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Honchos Rancheros:

Mastodon Lion ThunderZord Power................Matt Nolker

Pterodactyl Firebird ThunderZord Power.........Chris Klanac

Unicorn ThunderZord Power......................Matt Scholz, Steve Weintz

Sabertooth Tiger Griffin ThunderZord Power.....Ron Menelli, Sheri Steffes

Tyrannosaurus Red Dragon ThunderZord Power.....Jo Sampolesi, Eric Sizemore

Power Axe......................................John Magruder, Norb Scully

Power Daggers..................................Steve Aldrich, Brian Bruxvoort, Tom Cornell, Anton Crane, Emma Johnson Dave Krugler, Sasha Martens, Aaron Miller, Allison Miller, Paul Primrose, Dina Schenk