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Date: Thu, 26 Jan 95 22:58 CST
From: melvin@mcs.com (Melvin Magazine)
To: geek_mail@melvin.com
Subject: GeekMail

I was throughly disgusted by your magazine. This trash does 
not belong on the web, OR in print. Censorship is NOT
un-American, in your case.

Excuse me, I have to go watch Rush and beat my wife.

Keep up the good work. 

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Date: Sun, 29 Jan 95 22:16 CST
From: melvin@mcs.com (Melvin Magazine)
To: geek_mail@melvin.com
Subject: GeekMail

I don't look at Melvin and say "Why?", I look at dirty pictures of my girlfriend in my head and say "Why not?"

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Date: Mon, 30 Jan 95 01:31 CST
From: melvin@mcs.com (Melvin Magazine)
To: geek_mail@melvin.com
Subject: GeekMail

What is this crap? I was on my way to the bathroom with
a printed copy of the 'mel and my stupid dog bit my leg
and ate the whole thing. I've never had that problem with
wired and I've been using that at the 'old john for a month.

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Date: Sun, 29 Jan 95 19:59 CST
From: melvin@mcs.com (Melvin Magazine)
To: geek_mail@melvin.com
Subject: GeekMail

And what a value to me the consumer