If you are reading this, chances are you're a die-hard geek who's never heard of the likes of Fun^Da^Mental, Samiam, or the Melvins. Atlantic Records' Spew 7 and New Year's sampler represent a perfect opportunity to cure your fear of modern rock by catching up on the latest offerings from a whole stable of Atlantic's best recording artists. Fill out the form on the next page to load up on the following nifty prizes:

• FIRST PRIZE: A Melvin T-Shirt and both of the Atlantic Sampler CDs.
• SECOND PRIZE: The Spew 7 and New Year's samplers from Atlantic Records.
• THIRD-FIFTH PRIZES: A copy of either the Spew 7 or New Year's Sampler.

Contest sponsored by Melvin, New Media Publishing, Inc., and the friendly boys and girls at Atlantic Records. Winners will be notified by phone or e-mail and have their names printed in the February 6th issue of Melvin. Fill out the form on the next page by February 1st for your chance to win. One entry per contest. If you enter more than once, John Travolta's coming by, and let me tell you, he's gonna do that crazy dance.

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