To: geek_mail@melvin.com
Subject: GeekMail

Well, okay! Finally a Web page that makes me laugh!

. . . but I forgot where I saw it. (I like this one, too, though.)

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To: geek_mail@melvin.com
Subject: GeekMail

Man, I wish I got paid to sit around spewing these immature bits of "news" and "humor" while libelling public officials and celebrities and simultaneously mocking and abusing my audience.

I'm not being sarcastic. I really wish this.

Please kill me.

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