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Honchos Rancheros:

Bobcat Badge...................................Matt Nolker


Wolf Badge.....................................Matt Scholz 


Bear Badge.....................................Steve Weintz 


Arrow Points...................................Ron Menelli,
                                               Sheri Steffes

 
U.S. Flag......................................Jo Sampolesi, 
                                               Chris Klanac


Den Numeral....................................Andrew Busey,
                                               Rich Guiliani,
                                               Christine Schumann


Service Star...................................Anton Crane,
                                               John Magruder, 
                                               Norb Scully


Pack Numeral...................................Nick Hall,
                                               Emma Johnson,
                                               Dave Krugler,
                                               Allison Miller,
                                               Paul Primrose