We get letters...from dipshits like you

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Date: Mon, 17 Apr 1995 23:49:53 -0500

To: geek_mail@melvin.com

Subject: GeekMail

You utter fools. We all know that Idi Amin is the sexiest man dead.

Africano

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Date: Sat, 22 Apr 95 17:26 CDT

From: melvin@mcs.com (Melvin Magazine)

To: geek_mail@melvin.com

Subject: GeekMail

?

I was hoping that you all could help me out a bit. I was just watching America's Most Wanted and I saw that 800 number to call. I called it and insisted upon getting a pizza delivered. They didn't think it was funny but insisted that I stay on the line. So I got mad and hung up. Was I being rude by haning up on them? Why didn't I ever get my pizza?

I like cheese....

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Date: Fri, 21 Apr 95 20:02 CDT

From: melvin@mcs.com (Melvin Magazine)

To: geek_mail@melvin.com

Subject: GeekMail

Alison is awesome.

What more to life than this?

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Date: Tue, 18 Apr 95 18:23 CDT

From: melvin@mcs.com (Melvin Magazine)

To: geek_mail@melvin.com

Subject: GeekMail

I'm just using this to see if this is the form I want to steal for my own web page. so there.

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Date: Sat, 22 Apr 95 19:47 CDT

From: melvin@mcs.com (Melvin Magazine)

To: geek_mail@melvin.com

Subject: GeekMail

Your "magazine" is immature, silly, and without any redeeming value...

I like it!

Thanks.

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Date: Sun, 23 Apr 95 00:02:49 0400

To: geek_mail@melvin.com

Subject: (no subject)

I love your magazine! The only complaint that I have is that I am having trouble taking my SPARC 10 workstation into the crapper with me so I can read MELVIN while I take a dump..

The only solution so far that works now is just crapping in my pants when I read your online magazine... Sure, I don't mind it.. but my co-workers have called the police twice...

Yours in Christ,

Brad

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