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Date: Wed, 17 May 95 15:13 CDT

From: melvin@mcs.com (Melvin Magazine)

To: geek_mail@melvin.com

Subject: GeekMail

I am British (or European as we call it these days) and am, therefore an authority humor (fact)). FrontPageNews is beyond doubt (remember I'm an authority) the best thing around.

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Date: Thu, 18 May 95 11:58 CDT

From: melvin@mcs.com (Melvin Magazine)

To: geek_mail@melvin.com

Subject: GeekMail

You guys are so silly.

Would you like to touch my monkey?

The Doctor said I need more friends like you,ones that love me unconditionally. I love Melvin

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Date: Thu, 18 May 95 13:48 CDT

From: melvin@mcs.com (Melvin Magazine)

To: geek_mail@melvin.com

Subject: GeekMail

Just something to keep in mind: when you smash a full bottle of Jack Daniels against the edge of the bar you have made a commitment. You cannot, at that point, just go back to your drink. You have to cut somebody. If the person knows that it is coming it is even more effective because it tells them that you don't care what it costs, you are going to carve them up real bad. Bottoms up!

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