Jupiter remains in the
House of Cancer, which tells me that Yo Mamma is so fat, people
jog around her for exercise!
Saturn is ascending
this week. Avoid financial decisions, cause Yo Mamma is so stupid,
it took her an hour and a half to watch Sixty Minutes!
Be ready to spring
upon unexpected romantic opportunities, and don't forget that Yo
Manna is so ugly, when she went into the Haunted House, she
came out with an application!
Saturn and Mercury
lie in trine, making Yo Mamma so fat, she has to eat wheat
thicks!
The position of the
Pleiades will have a profound effect on Yo Mamma being so old,
she owes Jesus a quarter!
Children may be on
the horizon for you and your loved one, but be careful of Yo Mamma,
cuz she's so dark, when she gets in the car, the oil light comes
on!
Low tide heralds the
departure of your Loki-like luck, but don't be discouraged, because
Yo Mamma is so fat, when she looks at a menu, she says,
"Okay!"
Scorpios suck. Word to
Yo Mamma!
Ursa Major
indicates a change in career, which will hinge on the fact that Yo
Mamma is so poor, she can't afford to pay attention!
May is the month
to take a risk, because Yo Mamma is so nasty, she joined the Four
Horsemen: War, Famine, Pestilence and Yo Mamma!
Powerful forces
influence you from behind the scenes, causing you to realize that Yo
Mamma is so dirty, she has to creep up on bath water!
The secret to travel is
planning, planning and more planning, since Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she sits around the house, she really SITS AROUND THE
HOUSE! Ice just made that one up.
Celebrity psychic Vanilla Ice would like to thank the producers
of White Men Can't Jump for his unique insight
into contemporary black culture.
