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                New Coke     vs.     Vietnam War
                    
                        Which was the--
                   
                        BIGGER MISTAKE?

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    Vietnam War                             New Coke
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Tens of thousands of                Hundreds of millions     
Americans lost their lives          of Earthlings lost their  
                                    favorite beverage   

Thousands of baby boomers           New Coke protest cut
protested the Vietnam War           across generational lines

Generation scarred by Vietnam War   Generation scarred by New
grew up to become Yuppies           Coke steadfastly refuses to
                                    grow up.

Decision to end war made six        Decision to bring back real
years after Sec. of Defense Coke    made six months after
learned it was a mistake            President of Coke learned it
                                    was a mistake

Secretary of Defense Robert         President of Coke made
McNamara made millions off          millions by confessing 
Vietnam by confessing mistake       mistake and returning real
and penning best-selling book.      Coke.

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     COMING SOON: BIGGER MISTAKE: VIETNAM WAR VS. REAL COKE 
                      An Oliver Stone Film
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